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carolemarples
May 19, 20181 min read
His Ping-Pong
A young man loved ping pong He also liked Mah Jong But what was lewd And oh so crude He’d only wear a thong. Call of Saul There was an...
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carolemarples
May 13, 20181 min read
Zoo-loo
Two little limericks I wrote a while ago whilst going through an aspirational phase. Dwelling on the practicalities held me back. Zoo-loo...
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carolemarples
Apr 28, 20181 min read
Moon Girl
I want to go live on the moon It really should happen quite soon My life is a mess With plenty of stress I need to get going by noon Dig...
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carolemarples
Apr 20, 20181 min read
Where’s My Teeth?
These two limericks are not based on anyone I know. #justsaying Mike Mike’s a strange sort of man Make of this what you can He sleeps in...
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carolemarples
Apr 1, 20181 min read
An Easter Limerick
A quick little poem, off the cuff. I usually let them fester for days, but this had time restraints due to a competition… There was an...
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carolemarples
Mar 16, 20181 min read
Lousy Limericks Again
The limericks roll up when I’m walking. Here’s three more. I would like to be topical, but that’s just not happening. Lulu Rocks Lulu is...
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carolemarples
Aug 31, 20171 min read
Pump It UP
Pump It Up Who had an unusual trait She could inflate her chest Through a pump in her vest She gave a big squeeze on a date Fake Bake...
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carolemarples
Jul 4, 20171 min read
Double Dip
Hats off to those who blog about writing and make it both interesting and relevant. What a challenge that is. Â If I ever finish my novel,...
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carolemarples
Jun 28, 20171 min read
Lousy Limericks 2
I’ve moved on from sheep and cows to the hazards of sweets. There was a girl who Stole sweets And hid them inside her sheets One morning...
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carolemarples
Jun 18, 20171 min read
LOUSY LIMERICKS
I love writing limericks.  When you are searching for that elusive line or final punch, you can’t be worrying much about anything else....
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